Climate change, ensuring breathtaking plot was revealed - see the pictures!
Editor: August August | 24/11/2009 | 44 letter from a reader

(ANGLIA KATOLLAAN) Climate change has been revealed to be purely fictitious phenomenon, which in reality does not exist. On Tuesday, left the show after a scandal already seriously undermined the entire world scientific community and political leadership.

The whole mess was revealed in the afternoon Finnish time, when many thousands of climate scientists, geophysics expert, geologists, atmospheric scientists and biologists had been recognized for decades with a massive conspiracy. Its sole purpose was to beliefs about the people that the Earth is getting warmer.

"It is unfortunately true. No climate change does not exist. We are all about 12 400 researchers were involved in about 30 years, therefore, that we can always add a one-year fellowships. Reassured each other that fall, that this is the last time, next year we'll stop. But when the time had begun, it became ever more difficult and more difficult ", says conspiracy suurlohikärmes Luther Blissett.

Huge amounts of money

Conspire researchers gathered a number of criminal activities, even thousands of dollars in cash benefits. Luther Blissett points out that the respective merits of the scientific man should be any opportunities, such as the tobacco industry or the service of international oil giants.

"Pikkurahojahan they are able to offer compared to the environmental non-governmental organizations or movements, bottomless coffers," he says.

Detection has attracted researchers from around the world the question of how such a huge conspiracy was able to remain completely secret for so long, but Blissettin the answer is simple.

"It was ensured by an all-out green, and left-wing groups hippienan invisible hand and the endless resources of the South, and of course the media."

Take a position!

Wildest estimates, scientists suspected of being a traitor to be killed, even the secret kommandoryhmän by Greenpeace. Katala began to reveal a tangle of sharp discussion forum where researchers, the authors found out confusing reports of defects, and even methodological errors.

"And what about Tää hockey racket theory you when I had a child punanen Titan bat that read Mike Bossy, rightin bat and finished it if you had a shoulder height of ice skates on her feet so Tää how climate change could reach racket somewhere for hundreds of years. And then they're still Mamut, "criticizes the influence of civil Kalervo Hydrocephalus-Monkey.

Hydrocephalus-Monkey-like writers perceptive remarks caused, ultimately, some bold political decision makers, such as the MEP Eija-Riitta Korhola (check the days of the party). When an increasing foothold in the received view of the fact that the atmosphere in the reduction of pollution is in fact a fucking bad idea, it was a conspiracy by the pressure unbearable point.

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